Primary Limericks

There once was a ma'am from New York
Who collected her barrels of pork
The caucus she lost
20 million it cost
and she still thinks her husband's a dork


Candidate of change in the room
wow, his poll numbers do zoom
The first of his race
who's now in first place
He's hoping it's all not too soon


John, the rich trial attorney
his second chance in this tourney.
For the class in the middle
social welfare he'll fiddle.
Will VEEP be the end of this journey?


There once was a Mitt from ol' Mass
Who had money coming out of his ass.
In Iowa he banked,
but the caucus did tank.
Let's get him to Michigan fast.



The minister had a great win
in the flatland of corn and no sin.
New Hampshire is rougher,
the field there is tougher.
Can he beat up ol' Mitt agin?


He once kicked George Dub-yah's behind
in New Hampshire, no less, it's Divine.
His home state's much warmer,
this finance reformer.
Will the voters, again, be as kind?



We haven't heard much from the Rudi
in Florida he parked his patootee.
If you don't vote for him,
the terrorist win.
9/11! Remember your duty.