Politics is an interesting game... Rarely do things play out like the pundants say they should. Now, don't get excited, Dodd didn't beat Clinton; no, Dodd didn't score a point.
The surprise in this game is that Hilary Clinton is actually human! She has a heart; she has a soul (albeit a politician's soul, so it's damage beyond almost all repair - but it's there). She has feelings.
For more details, we go down to our on-court reporter, Jiminy Cricket.
"That's right, just before the game tonight, I was listening to Hillary go through her pre-game warmup, and as she was working the crowd courtside, when it happened. You could see the change come over her face. It got rounded, the donkey ears seemed to shrink back to normal person-sized ears, and the strings just melted away from her hands and feet. I think it was the tear that did it. Although she didn't actually cry, the mere act of creating the tear apparently turned her into a real person. We've never seen anything so authentic in any tournament before. There's never been such a changed candidate in the first round. It's incredible!"
Thanks Jiminy. It really seems like all of the action actually took place pre-game. I also seems that Clinton's nose is no longer growing every time she tell a lie - that will be a HUGE advantage in the later rounds of the tournament.
Final: Clinton beats Dodd, but who cares. Hilary Clinton is actually a human being and other women recognize she is one of them!
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